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If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

13.06.2025 10:06

If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Insider trading

Revealing classified information

No freedom is absolute.

Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Trade secrets

Child pornography

Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Conspiracy

HIPAA violations

Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?

False advertising

Fraud

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Why is Elon Musk so ugly?

Threats of violence

Insurrection

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

How do you get a girl to like you?

Terroristic threats

Perjury

And much, much more.

Why do humans sweat while stressed?

Revenge porn

Freedom of speech does not apply to: